Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
i would be the absolute worst dog show judge ever
all of them would win
it would be chaos
i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole
practicing yoga with my husband
This is soooo perfect
Oh man are these concave 7/8” Ebony, brass, and Abalone mosaic plugs from Buddha Jewelry frickin spectacular!
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the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts
lipstick covered magnet // the front bottoms
Michael Bohn of Issues | July 3, 2014
that’s a lot of butter.
there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter
to be fair it is a lot of butter